Wellkom 2 INForum, billion, thanx 4 joynin us!
Also, in addition to considering the nuances of how Indians have taken British English and made it their own, check out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish
# "Dad, time kya hua hai?" (Dad, what is the time right now?).
# "I have hazaar things on my mind right now." (I have a thousand of things on my mind right now.)
# "He's a postwalla" (he works in a post office)
# "Kiss my hote." (hote = lips)
# "I've a feeling, August, you're going to get hazaar f***ed in Madna."